Eat your Honey, Honey!

I have been scoffed at for my obssesive attention to detail, my neatness about no-account things, WELL! yesterday I went to "Michaels" and presented my coupon and the cashier said,
"If there was a prize for the neatest coupon, you would get it!" She said she gets a lot of coupons that are just ripped out of the paper and are sometimes all wadded up. So apparently there is no prize for "Coupon Neatness". I clip my coupons neatly ON THE DOTTED LINE!
I guess this is my claim to fame, but if my Mother didn't get post-mortem recognition for Gift-Wrapping her garbage I guess I can't expect "Neatest Coupon Clipper" to show up anywhere in my obituary.

My cousin sent me an e-mail about the health benefits of honey, especially honey WITH cinnamon, this should lower CHOLESTEROL..
Mix 1 tsp. of honey and 2 Tablespoons of cinnamon in warm water and drink it for BLADDER INFECTION. A cup of hot water with 2 spoons of honey and a tsp. of cinnamon taken daily will relieve the pain of ARTHRITIS.
A tea made with 4 spoons of honey 1 spoon of cinnamon and drank 3-4 times a day will keep your skin fresh and soft and arrests OLD AGE!
Every morning and at night before going to bed drink honey and cinnamon in hot water for WEIGHT LOSS.
Honey and Cinnamon paste...Use for pimples, skin infections, toothache.
Honey and Cinnamon helps stomach upsets, fatigue,and bad breath.
I eat whole grain toast with a very light coating of Smart Balance Peanut Butter,
Honey and Cinnamon, I am now young, thin and odor-free! (just kidding,but I am working on it!) Don't get the cinnamon-honey spread you find in the store, use pure honey and cinnamon, no added sugar, etc...