Imagine my surprise, when I walked in Bob's room and found him on the floor! I asked him if he was dead, he was just doing exercises! He has gone out for a walk, when he gets back we have to go grocery shopping.

My kids tease me about being senile, not seeing well, not hearing, etc. so when I was out with Tina, Sunday, she put a CD in the CD player. I couldn't understand a word the guy was singing, but I thought, "I'll be darned if I am going to say that!" Come to find out later, the guy was singing in ITALIAN!